Thursday, February 10, 2011

Do I Take A Shower Before Or After Waxing?

puggy Made

" I will not. "

" Why not? "

" Because I will not stop. "

" very grown up. "

" That I do not care! I do not want that. "

" Come on, this is so. "

" Who says so? Who started it, huh? To those I want to connect. "

" Or the one. "

" What? "

" It could also have been. "

"Even fairly likely. There are not all women as funny as we do. "

" Taking it seriously ... Do not pull such a face! "

" I pull a face, I do hold out that way. "

" Your mouth always hanging to the floor. No wonder he fell in love with you, that is irresistible. "

" I know, you stupid cow. "

" Are you against him so lovingly? "

" Of course. I call him at least three times a day spinner. "

" If you did not just press a chocolate kiss in the face ... "

" Come on, he has created but that. He added, "

" I know the story. "

" Am I boring you? "

" Not as much as you yourself "

" That would be too tragic . Tell me, what we just talked about? "

" Why will not you, that he should meet your family. "

" Oh Yes, exactly. Because I will not. "

" You are really silly. You want to marry this man, right? "

" You know, Miss S. "

" Can you not even say yes or no and woe betide you say now, yes or no '. "

"Yes."

"What was that?"

"Yes, I want you Diktatortrulla."

"And you love him?"

"Would it otherwise ? marry Whoa, is all right. Yes or no, I know. Yes, I love him. "

" And why do you want him then not imagine your family? "

" Because I love him and still wants to keep for a while. "

" As bad as it is are not already. "

" Haha, have you forgotten all the stories I was telling you about? "

" Of course not. They were mistaken to forget to make them. Have you told him too. "

" Partially. "

" And? "

"He wants to know even more now. He's happy right. This is not funny, stop laughing! "

" He is with you, do not you think that it the rest of the freak show will be able to stand. "

" But maybe I did not. "

"Why not?"

"Oh come on, you know what raushaut my grandma then?"

"Nope, tell me."

", 'Are you sure, darling ? Who marries for today? And do you see determines Made out like a roly-poly. However, it also has something good, when you all live together. You're always such a bad mood. 'use my aunt who is always a bit slow-witted. , Why? Does it then no more bad mood? "
, of course not. It will indeed be fucked regularly, my dear. At least in the early years. " In the end, he laughs himself to death and I want to shoot me. And that was now only the most benign variant. "

Gehopse game. "May I come along? Biiitttee! You gotta never give back something to the birthday "

" better plan.: Why did you go two steps alone and I stay home, huh? "


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

License 'plato Dvd Ripper'

Elfer land

This is an excerpt from the online diary of Elf214 , irregularity of his life as a third in Unterelf the wooden toy department of Santa Claus writes.

"I stand here and blow dry my long underwear dry. My life I've somehow been very different. More glamorous, less hot air, though hot air, then your out of my mouth and not from the rattling, antique electric relic that explode at some point in the near future, certainly times and an Elf is blasting through the arm. I hope I am not. Call me sentimental, peaceful, but I got used to the existence of all of my limbs, and somehow I also depended on them, or two hanging on me, or ... Ah, this loud asthmatic Geröchel I can not think properly. But because of this stupid Depp by room occupants last night dead drunk came into the room and crumble that had just ate reindeer stew (with candy pudding. How perverse!) On my down on the chair underpants, I had to stand here and blow dry my clothes. I can not prevail without outside, we are finally at the North Pole, people! Because I'm freezing me yes from everything before 'm gone - Elfenwohnklo: - I only three steps from the elves dorm or as I call it. Also, my tights then pinches Sun Yes, I wear tights. At least when I'm on duty. I like it either, but some grenzdebilder Modefussel has come up with this elf uniform, which not only looks sheepishly really, but terribly impractical. Constantly occurs is based upon the silly squiggles shoes and falls - if you're lucky - headfirst into the next eleven, triggers a domino tree-falls in effect or tumble - if you're unlucky - like poor Elf961 in the dyeing machine and then dark green for the rest of life. And As if that were not bad enough, we must also take another striped pants over the tights. A curled! In it, even the delicate Elfin121 like obese sponge that is ringing at every step and every little movement, because we can not even remember the bells. So, I would like to forget, but that turns out to be incredibly difficult, if attached to each Elfenquäliform only six bells and work at the North Pole about 1200 of us. We North Pole elves, the people walking tinnitus. I'm sure if one of us gets the designers of this monstrosity in the finger, he will not just fall into the dyeing machine.

Oh, late in that way. Damn. I may not again be late, otherwise I fight this dragon takes even longer ears and screams, ringing up my mind not only the stupid bell.

The underwear is still a bit damp, smells even after digested reindeer stew. By that I inspire no Elfinn determined, but perhaps this unusual odor note keeps me so the fighter from the neck, huh? "

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Where To Get Bedding Like At Urban

Berlin boy





I can not help it; Luis definitely makes me feel as though he had quite a few pretty good ideas. And very happy I had a bit more time to talk to him. Unfortunately, he was on his way to the train back to Berlin. I can only give what I have experienced in the short time he does judo, playing piano and trumpet, and the music he likes to hear, he selects all the mood. Important to him are friends and family, and this is the blog for him completely ok. His grandfather, standing next to us, thinks Luis is at home rather ask again. For me, this is quite natural, and yet describes the decisive clarity, happy with themselves Luis expresses its consent to it a thousand times better than any list of hobbies, or otherwise.
Oh, Luis is 12, and only with difficulty Not me and I can barely resist asking what he'd like to be for.

lookup: Luis has now responded via comment on my unasked question, a director, he would like to be. And recently he has also its own little camera with which he turns now own short films.
I can not help it; Luis appeals to me like someone who has quite a lot of quite good ideas. And I'd appreciated it, if I've had a little more time to talk to him, but unfortunately he was heading to his train back to Berlin. So I just can tell what he told me during our short meeting: he's a judo student, he plays the piano and the trumpet, the music he listens to he chooses according to his whim. His friends and his family are of fundamental importance to him, and to occur in my blog is totally fine to him. His grandpa, who accompanies him, instructs Luis to ask for permission at home. To me that's self-evident, but anyway the pronounced clarity of Luis given consent describes him much better than any list of hobbys or something like that.
By the way; Luis is 12 years old, and I barely can stop myself from asking what profession he'd like to choose later.



Edit: Luis answerd my question in a comment below: he wants to become a director. And since a short while he's got his own camera to shoot his own films.